i’m in the library and this asian girl near me has been rewatching the same bruno mars music video for the past hour
just an asian girl. i donno her name
TOOK ME OFF GUARD
IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY FUCK
NO SLEEPING TONIGHT
Instead of Fear I experienced unadulterated joy and jubilation and laughter.
I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING THIS GUY FROM MICROSOFT KEEPS CALLING THINKING MY NAME IS KARKAT AND THAT I AM SETTING UP A DATA CENTER.
I USED THE FAKEST DETAILS TO GET THIS SOFTWARE FOR A LAB FOR ONE DAY AND THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS A MONTH LATER.
IT’S ALWAYS THE SAME GUY TOO IT’S ALWAYS CORY BUT ITS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT EVERY TIME SO THIS ONE GUY IS ASSIGNED TO CALL KARKAT VANTAS LIKE ONCE A WEEK TO ASK THIS.
Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
*hears my son saying a swear* what the frick, man. do you kiss your anime body pillows with that mouth
will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
favourites → corsets
The Doctor’s emotional rollercoaster
This is me…
this is how I’d play chess