ket3:

oh crap!

gambinosgirl:

gambinosgirl:

gambinosgirl:

i’m in the library and this asian girl near me has been rewatching the same bruno mars music video for the past hour

just an asian girl. i donno her name

bassmastiff:

amanda-the-human:

can-town-mayor:

radstunts:

THIS

TOOK ME OFF GUARD
OMG 

I’M CRYING

IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY FUCK

NO SLEEPING TONIGHT

NOPE

Instead of Fear I experienced unadulterated joy and jubilation and laughter. 

fadeintocase:

I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING THIS GUY FROM MICROSOFT KEEPS CALLING THINKING MY NAME IS KARKAT AND THAT I AM SETTING UP A DATA CENTER.

I USED THE FAKEST DETAILS TO GET THIS SOFTWARE FOR A LAB FOR ONE DAY AND THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS A MONTH LATER.

IT’S ALWAYS THE SAME GUY TOO IT’S ALWAYS CORY BUT ITS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT EVERY TIME SO THIS ONE GUY IS ASSIGNED TO CALL KARKAT VANTAS LIKE ONCE A WEEK TO ASK THIS.

im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:

Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 

richwhitelesbian:

*hears my son saying a swear* what the frick, man. do you kiss your anime body pillows with that mouth

high-blogging:

lameborghini:

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks

illegal crimes

favourites → corsets

fangirl-writer:

i—need—a—doctor:

youareanunusualwizard:

The Doctor’s emotional rollercoaster

This is me… 

guceubcuesu:

this is how I’d play chess